Poor Canada. First, the U.S. gave them Randy and Evi Quaid -- now, it's Charlie Sheen and his “Goddesses.”

The former Two and a Half Men star, posed with the pair -- graphic designer Natalie Kenly and [expletive] star Bree Olson (real name Rachel Oberlin) -- at Toronto's Massey Hall, where he performed Thursday night and will again on Friday.

In what's been a recurring trend on Sheen's My Violent Torpe