Teen Mom star turned exotica queen Farrah Abraham insists that she's not an escort, but after having sex for money on-camera she's found an easier way to use her looks to fill her closet: Farrah's started a "Wish List" on Amazon.com asking fans to buy her more than $13,000 worth of bikinis, mini-dresses, sparkly heels and more.

"I love clothes, accessories, dresses, heels, kitchen cookware and who knows, some other cool home stuff to decorate," she writes on the page.

Almost as an afterthought, she writes, "And as always I think about my daughter Sophia too when I see something she's gotta have that's a must as well : )"

"Thank you for brightening my day," she tells her legion of mystery shoppers, "and giving me a gift that counts and will always be memorable. Hugs & Love Farrah Abraham."

Farrah's fellow [expletive] stars having been using Amazon Wish Lists as a low-effort way to get paid for years, as Complex magazine wrote in a 2010 feature.