Happy birthday, Melissa Gorga!

In the upcoming episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Melissa gets two special birthday gifts — one of which is a thong from her sister-in-law nemesis, Teresa Giudice.

After receiving an equally shudder-worthy gift from her husband Joe Gorga, an unwelcome lap dance, Giudice busts into their bedroom to deliver her “peace” present, which is simply a skimpy thong with the word “peace” written on the rear.