From sleazy affairs and drug use to domestic abuse and blackmail, there is no one who knows more about the dark underbelly of Hollywood than A-list divorce lawyers. Now, one of them is pulling open her secret files for the first time: Attorney Laura Wasser, divorce lawyer for Kim Kardashian, Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, Ashton Kutcher, Mariah Carey and more, exposes the wildest things she's seen in nearly 20 years in the courtroom in her new book, It Doesn't Have to Be That Way: How to Divorce without Destroying Your Family or Bankrupting Yourself.

Of course, Wasser is smart enough not to name names, but celeb sleuths might be able to interpret the true identity of the people behind these jaw-dropping tales.

First up is "the bass player for an alternative rock band, I'll call him Zack," who Wasser represented in the early 2000s. (Some of her musician clients include Korn's Jonathan Davis, Offspring's Dexter Holland, and Linkin Park's Chester Bennington.)

"We were on the phone going over the settlement sent to my office by Zack's wife's attorney," Wasser writes. "It was about 10:00 in the morning. As I presented my analysis of the first couple of terms, I heard on the other end of the line an unmistakable bubbling sound. 'Dude,' I asked incredulously, 'are you taking a bong hit?'"