The New Yorker who roughed up Barron Hilton early Friday -- purportedly at Lindsay Lohan's request -- has given his side of the story in a detailed blog, at the end of which he concludes, "The Hiltons represent everything that sucks about America."

Ray LeMoine, a self-described freelance writer and bar owner, penned a blog for Vocativ, in which he explains the chain of events that led to his run-in with the 24-year-old hotel heir, ending up in a fracas allegedly leaving Barron -- who he dubbed "Conrad Hilton’s spoiled sperm experiment" -- in stitches.

LeMoine said he's been a regular at Miami's Art Basel festival the past decade, but is put off by the vapid, pretentious, over-marketed nature of the event. This year, he said was only there on business, ironically working for Cy Waits, Paris Hilton's nightclub impresario ex she was famously arrested with on cocaine charges three years back. He said he and his colleagues rented the mansion, where he met Lohan (through his unnamed pal who she's dating), who he glowingly called "Andy Warhol’s wet drea