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A New Low: David Arquette Spends Christmas Night Telling Crude Masturbation Jokes To Empty Comedy Club

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Dec. 30 2013, Published 6:21 a.m. ET

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Despite having a baby on the way and having more than 100 days of sobriety under his belt at one point, David Arquette has sunk to a new low.

The notorious party animal was spotted late-night at The Comedy Store on Christmas night in Hollywood telling vulgar and crude [expletive] jokes, and Breaking Celebrity News has the exclusive video footage.

"The bar was closing when out of nowhere David showed up all by himself and seemed to be way off the wagon," an eyewitness told Breaking Celebrity News