If the concept of Snakes on a Plane creeped you out, you probably shouldn't read any further …

A 34-year-old Ghana man was hospitalized after suffering bites on his [expletive] from "big, black snake" while using a toilet in Faaman, Ashanti Region, Breaking Celebrity News has learned.

Kwabena Nkrumah "nearly collapsed" when he realized the snake had locked up his jaws onto the tip of his genitals, only getting free when he darted up, rattling the animal, according to the regional site.