Carlton Gebbia Defends Lisa Vanderpump, Tells 'RHOBH' Castmates To 'Take The Sticks Out Of Your Arses'

March 24 2014, Published 7:30 p.m. ET
After Lisa Vanderpump became embroiled in a cat fight with Brandi Glanville and Kyle Richards, newbie Carlton Gebbia is coming to the British beauty’s defense, Breaking Celebrity News has learned.
In her latest Bravo blog, Gebbia accuses her fellow Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills co-stars of conspiring against Vanderpump… because they’re jealous!
"I’ve made it abundantly clear who I like and who are trolls that belong under a bridge,” Gebbia jested.
Vying for “Team Vanderpump,” Gebbia made it clear that she isn’t one for catty, backstabbing behavior.
“I think Lisa had to deal with a lot of envy from people from being the first Housewife on Dancing With the Stars,” she wrote.
“Pretending to faint -- I seriously doubt that. It wasn't cool watching the reenactment with Kyle and Kim. It's pretty disrespectful, especially from a so-called friend! Again, who needs enemies? I certainly know that Kyle wouldn't have thought that was harmless humor and blown it off. God knows she'd be demanding an apology riiiight sic about now.”