'Miserable' Jax Taylor Dumps Brittany Cartwright After Morning Sex!
Jan. 4 2019, Updated 10:22 a.m. ET
Jax Taylor was "miserable" in his relationship, with Brittany Cartwright, and finally called it quits — after having sex with her!
Following their fight from the previous episode of Vanderpump Rules, Cartwright screamed at her ex "I am f**king leaving," before getting into an Uber.
"God, I suck at relationships," Taylor admitted. "I want Brittany to be happy at the end of the day. I don't see her happy. I think this is the one thing I can do to maybe fix that."
Taylor headed down the hallway to Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz's apartment.
"I think I'm a pretty decent human being," Taylor told them and Maloney visibly winced.
"I just ended things with Brittany," he confessed. "She took off. Dropped a couple of f bombs. It wasn't a fight. I tried to do it the best way that I know how without being a [expletive] or a douche. We had sex last night then this morning."
"You had sex with her then you broke up with her?" a shocked Maloney asked.
"Sex is not about relationships, sometimes you just need to get off," Taylor told her, and she called him "Clinically sociopathicly insane."
But Taylor justified his behavior. "I'm miserable. 95 percent of the bulls**t that has gone on this summer is my fault. She deserves better.
When Tom Sandoval learned about the breakup, he was having a date night with Ariana Madix, Billie Lee and Jeremy Madix, but he was anxious to leave and go see his friend.
"Why are you so far up Jax's butt? I literally never get to hang out with my boyfriend," Madix complained, but Sandoval left anyway.
The news of the breakup spread like wildfire through West Hollywood.
"The sh**tiest thing was they had sex before he broke up with her. Jax is such a dirty little piece of s**t," Kristen Doute told her boyfriend.
Taylor visited his therapist in the absence of Kelsey, his Reiki instructor, and took the blame for the breakup.
"I am a good 90 percent at fault for my relationship failing. I don't know how to do the right thing for a girlfriend. It sucks, it just sucks," he said while crying.
"I don't want this. This is the first girlfriend that I've had that I truly truly love. I know I did the right thing, but did I do the right thing? She's the best girlfriend I ever had. It was something I had to do. I had to do it," Taylor explained.
"I thought the right thing to do would be to end things. To let her go. I don't know if this is what I want. I don't know if I made the right decision. To be honest I'm feeling super lost. I'm just confused," he confessed.
Cartwright, on the other hand, suddenly found her confidence. "It is time for Brittany to shine. It is time for me to rule the roost," she said before telling the girls that she had no regrets.
"Thanks for the boob job a**hole," she said about Taylor.
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