"I'm on the airplane... love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshall makes me feel safe!" - Kim Kardashian

"Do you know where to find marble conference tables? I'm looking to have a conference... not until I get the table though" - Kanye West

"I can't believe my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich f**k this I'm going home I don't need this s**t." - 50 Cent

"I'm, like, soooooo pretty" - Nicole Richie

"Do ants have d**cks?" - Kourtney Kardashian