Bill Cosby is fed up with the prison food and ordered his staff to prepare him a meal fit for a king, Breaking Celebrity News can exclusively report.

“Mr. Cosby asked his staff to cook up a penne with a white wine sauce,” an insider in the felonious comic’s camp revealed. “They didn’t get far though – prison staff confiscated the food, tossed it in a dumpster and ordered the staffer to leave the premises.”

According to the insider, the felon won’t be able to hit up the commissary menu until the end of this week, limiting his food options to what the inmates whip up!

“He hasn’t complained about the breakfast,” the insider divulged. “He says that ‘it will suffice.’ He’s satisfied with lunch too, but he refuses to touch the dinner they have to offer.”

A source tells Breaking Celebrity News that won't stop the felon from trying again.

“He’s ready for ‘round two’ he said,” the source disclosed. “He says he has ‘someone on the inside’ who could get him ‘anything on the inside.’”

“He insists he has a ‘connect’ that could get him a meal from his chef in.”

Breaking Celebrity News told you first, the foolish felon plans to bust out of the clink, legally, by hiring a professional “Googler.”

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