Rita Rudner is putting her comedy skills to good use as the star of a parody video promoting the sale of her spectacular oceanfront house in Dana Point, CA.

Rudner, who is a mainstay in Las Vegas, and her writer-director husband Martin Bergman produced the farcical video, with Rita taking viewers on a tour of the five bedroom 5,000 sq. ft. house.  They're asking $8,975,000.

Rita points out that one of the features is a paparazzi-free patio.  It's so private, she jokes, that Kate Middleton was able to sunbathe there in the buff!  The warming oven in the kitchen is also perfect for taking the chill o