VIDEO: Charlie Sheen Lets Rip At Two And A Half Men Bosses -- Watch & Read The Entire Crazy Rant Here
March 9 2011, Published 12:50 p.m. ET
Charlie Sheen took his millions of fans for another ride on his ever accelerating crazy train Tuesday night, in what could be his most bizarre appearance yet.
The troubled actor took to the air for the fourth night in a row, broadcasting his words of wisdom on Sheen's Korner which goes out live on Ustream, and Breaking Celebrity News can bring you the full, crazy transcript.
Venting his feelings and thoughts twenty-four hours after it was announced he had been fired from his mega-million dollar gig on the hit sitcom Two And A Half Men, Sheen held nothing back in his profanity laced, rambling tirade.
"Good evening. What occurred yesterday was completely and entirely illegal," he started out. "Unconscionable. And to quote my lawyer really shi**y, shi**y, suck suck.
"The decision to choose the enemy is generally thought of as quote 'a chaotic and random event fueled by the circumstance of injustice but paralleled by the finite rate of purpose' end quote.
"Now that I have your lazy f***ing attention world, sit back and rejoice. For the Malibu Messiah, the Condor of Calabasas, the f***ing warlock of the jealous face that is before you.
"Undigested hummus trading real estate for this fire dance.
"I beg you all to stay glued for this raving wise, Gibson shredding napalm poet before you. Alone and unshackeld as the despreate cries of the soon forgotten echo freely in my lair.
"Beware I told all, yet but beware clearly I told no one. Oh how they once begged to attend my perfect banquet in the nude, now they just beg for the keys to my gold."
OK then.......