Andy Dick’s Arrest Report For Restaurant Ruckus

May 28 2018, Updated 10:14 a.m. ET
Breaking Celebrity News Staff Reporter
It’s time for Comedian Andy [expletive] to stop [expletive]-ing around!
DOCUMENT: Andy [expletive]'s Police Report
Breaking Celebrity News Online.com has obtained new details about Andy [expletive]’s latest run-in with the law after he was arrested for disorderly conduct inside a Marie Callender’s Restaurant.
According to the police report from the Riverside Police, they were called to the restaurant in Temecula, California, on Monday night after the troubled actor started harassing the employees.
The restaurant refused to serve [expletive] any alcohol and asked that he leave the premises, and was eventually escorted from the site by the police officers.
“[expletive] had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from his breath and person,” the report reads.
“[expletive] stumbled and needed my assist to walk when I escorted him from the restaurant. Furthermore, [expletive]’s speech was slurred and his eyes were red and watery.”