“Unless your family celebrates Thanksgiving in a nightclub with its own doorman to toss her out when she gets out of hand...might be better to just let her celebrate this holiday elsewhere,” Mr. Carey blogged about Lindsay Lohan.

On party boy Sheen he explained, “He'd just snort all the salt, drink grandpa's 50-year-old scotch, call everyone ‘trolls’ and do a live podcast of the event from dining room table.”