Now That's Just Bird Brained! Drunk Thieves Snatch A Penguin From Sea World

April 25 2012, Published 4:00 a.m. ET
By Debbie Emery - Breaking Celebrity News Reporter
In a reenactment of the famous tiger stealing scene from The Hangover, three drunk Australians stole a much less dangerous creature this week, and Breaking Celebrity News has video of their wasted watery antics.
The inebriated trio broke into Sea World Australia on Queensland's Gold Coast on Saturday night and after stripping down to their underwear and diving in a pool, they decided to get a souvenir of their adventure and take a penguin home with them.
Dirk, a seven-year-old Fairy Penguin, can be seen looking dazed and confused on the home video the next morning, as he waddles around one of his kidnapper’s homes.
Even more confused are his hungover captors, one of whom can be heard slurring, “I can’t believe I’ve got a penguin in my apartment, man. You stole a penguin!” He then starts quacking erratically at the poor aquatic bird.
Scared that they were going to get in trouble for the penguin-napping, they dropped Dirk off in a nearby shark-infested Broadwater canal where he was found exhausted but otherwise well on Sunday after a couple spotted him in a nearby shallow estuary, reported the Telegraph.co.uk.
Sea World's director of marine sciences Trevor Long said the couple saw the captive-bred penguin get chased out of the water by another animal - possibly a shark - before it was then herded back in by a dog, fortunately staff from the marine park were able to rescue him before he came to harm.
"Had we not got him it wouldn't have been a good situation at all in the long term for Dirk," Long explained. The traumatized penguin is now relieved to be reunited with his mate for life, Peaches, and is recovering from his ordeal.