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Eden Woods' Rep Slams Human Barbie Mom: She’s A ‘Psychotic Piece Of Garbage!’

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May 4 2012, Published 4:30 a.m. ET

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By Alexis Tereszcuk - Breaking Celebrity News Entertainment Editor

The British mom, known as the 'Human Barbie'  is hoping to set the U.S. pageant world alight when she arrives stateside with young daughter, Poppy.

But, Eden Wood, the Grand Dame of the highly competitive pre-pubescent beauty world is certainly not quaking in her sandals, with her rep telling Breaking Celebrity News exclusively: "This woman is not going to win anything."

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As previously reported, Sarah Burge, a single mom obsessed with cosmetic surgery, who gave her 7-year-old daughter thousands of dollars in vouchers for her own future plastic surgery procedures, is bringing her little girl to the United States to compete in beauty pageants.

Sarah has revealed that Poppy is preparing to storm the U.S. pageant scene, and that she has already spent thousands of dollars on training, travel, hair and makeup to get her daughter ready to beat Toddlers & Tiaras at their own game.

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In preparation, the mother daughter duo posed for a shocking and outrageous photo shoot, where the 51-year-old cosmetically altered mother and her little girl are scantily clad in a variety of scandalous ensembles.

In the most unbelievable image, the duo is naked from the waist up, wearing only yellow crime scene tape wrapped around their torsos. Sarah wears fishnet garter thigh-highs with her tape, while her daughter pairs hers with black leggings.

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But, if they hope to topple the reigning queen of pageants, they are in for quite some fight!

"This lady is a psychotic piece of garbage,” Andrew Sullivan, Eden Wood’s publicist exclusively told Breaking Celebrity News. “I really hope the USA government can remind this lady that in this country, we don't do stuff like that.

"Beat Toddlers & Tiaras at their own game? She is not going to win anything. First of all, Eden Wood is in a league of her own when it comes to press and business success. I have to deal with controversial Toddlers & Tiaras mom