'Canada Will Never Be A Safe Haven For Zombies,' Assures 'Dead-Icated' Minister Of Foreign Affairs

Feb. 15 2013, Published 7:13 p.m. ET
Canadians can finally sleep easy with the knowledge that they are safe from a zombie attack!
Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird made the official announcement to the House Of Commons that his countrymen need not live in fear anymore as zombies are not welcome north of the border, Breaking Celebrity News is reporting.
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